Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #30097
It is a sign of contraction of the mind when it is content, or...
Quote #11156
A contented mind is a continual feast.
Quote #10928
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Quote #12916
Learn to obey before you command.
Quote #2278
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
Quote #25059
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.