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When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine...
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain.
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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight always try to be...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I...