Quote #18650
Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
Quote #20956
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Quote #8893
There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
Quote #3010
We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them...
Quote #32164
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #12848
Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #32800
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.