Quote #23156
In wealth many friends in poverty, not even relatives.
Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #8116
We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing...
Quote #27422
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Quote #29282
It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and...
Quote #34189
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
Quote #5346
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Quote #6396
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
Quote #713
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.