Quote #9526
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
Quote #29412
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Quote #3093
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to...
Quote #21176
There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #12716
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.