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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
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Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am...
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The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as...
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
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I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights,...
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For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It’s better that they are...