Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #20064
Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it.
Quote #28625
Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with...
Quote #16011
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
Quote #13206
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
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You create your opportunities by asking for them.
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.