Quote #25126
Death hangs over thee, While thou still live, while thou may, do good.
Quote #12281
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #7571
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #11012
Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original...
Quote #2360
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #2024
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #10144
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...