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We slew the goliath of raciism,but, we now must contend with his offspring.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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I love those who yearn for the impossible.
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Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
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All Faith is false, all Faith is true: Truth is the shattered mirror strown...
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
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Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.