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Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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There are only two kinds of scholars those who love ideas and those who...
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An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
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Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it’s...
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Love will find a lay.
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Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst...