Quote #269
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #5507
My business is not to remake myself, But make the absolute best of what...
Quote #5904
Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #29707
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
Quote #34350
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them,...
Quote #29691
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...