Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #29554
Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Quote #10350
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #23384
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these ‘It...
Quote #13028
I have no faith, very little hope, and as much charity as I can...
Quote #32394
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them...
Quote #1685
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #11435
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.