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My son, give me thine heart…
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Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
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Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of...
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...