Quote #12917
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #23699
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #28759
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
Quote #17291
Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.
Quote #10392
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes...
Quote #27607
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Quote #22153
Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
Quote #15751
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.