Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #27795
No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right...
Quote #10875
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
Quote #21221
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts but if...
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #6451
Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #13644
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #1804
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments...