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Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense...
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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #29712
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
Quote #29543
The wise man doesn’t give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.