Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #30111
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #24761
To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.
Quote #21459
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
Quote #17595
If you’ll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed...
Quote #18712
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #30941
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.