Quote #6117
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Quote #5526
Talents are best nurtured in solitude; but character is best formed in the stormy...
Quote #12007
Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for...
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #1187
You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.
Quote #26714
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #4934
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.