Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #21411
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us.
Quote #31073
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #21175
I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and...
Quote #29427
The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
Quote #22888
My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of...
Quote #7437
In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #12400
There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.