Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #8434
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #21395
What I want to fix your attention on is the vast overall movement towards...
Quote #777
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #29790
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.