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Of course we can keep this going, in principle, forever. In practice we will...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford....
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The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies,...
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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #31338
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
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Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They’re icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese...
Quote #24834
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement