Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #22589
It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his...
Quote #18178
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #26324
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
Quote #20505
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Quote #4275
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #9227
I never seek to defeat the man I am fighting, I seek to defeat...
Quote #21449
There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
Quote #4527
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.