Quote #10441
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Quote #21528
Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when...
Quote #2474
Hurting people is my business.
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #9849
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #12140
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
Quote #27577
Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)