Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
Quote #8546
Be gentle with the young.
Quote #24051
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion.
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It’s so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn’t it
Quote #30278
The Great Spirit, when He made earth, never intended that it should be made...