Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #25492
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Quote #5371
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...
Quote #19768
The only means of strengthening one’s intellect is to make up one’s mind about...
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #31692
Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #34106
First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...