Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #3674
I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first.
Quote #10754
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a...
Quote #27749
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #23069
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...
Quote #29576
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.
Quote #3533
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #7250
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...