Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #6929
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #1068
The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Quote #7552
Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to...
Quote #3989
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #16242
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.