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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
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There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short,...
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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
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There are three things that are important in human life. The first is to...
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The world is round it has no point.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.