Quote #9878
Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming...
Quote #33816
Now I know what a statesman is he’s a dead politician. We need more...
Quote #24071
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #23145
History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
Quote #7875
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #18293
You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
Quote #30405
My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential...
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.