Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #15961
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #19134
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #27500
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Quote #5542
Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an...
Quote #20989
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
Quote #16947
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.