Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19830
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #3692
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.
Quote #7702
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...
Quote #19541
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #30451
Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you’ll turn hearts
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The journey is the reward.
Quote #8702
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction...
Quote #12581
I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither...