Quote #25187
The conformation of his mind was such that whatever was little seemed to him...
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #11312
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #18012
Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul None is more gladdening or...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #13700
Advice is like snow — the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,...