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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself…True happiness is born of self-reliance.
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I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
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If the automobile had followed the same development cyclee as the computer, a Rolls-Royce...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is...
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious and its capacity for...
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.