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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
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The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal...
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
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What you can’t get out of… Get into wholeheartedly.
Quote #11321
As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.