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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that...
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Live your own life, for you will die your own death.
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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Ideology is a form of illiteracy. Those addicted to it are unable to understand...
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In completing one discovery we never fail to get an imperfect knowledge of others...
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A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace…but he...