Quote #2855
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.
Quote #22509
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #10912
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the...
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #9100
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25732
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #1417
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it...
Quote #13916
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...