Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28212 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the...
W. C. Fields Quote #1845 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Irish Proverb Quote #30877 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote #33890 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Dr. Karl Menninger Quote #29990 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Quote #2879 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Dave Barry Quote #5375 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Sir Winston Churchill Quote #21308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Judy Garland Quote #20209 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
Albert Einstein Quote #24275 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to...