Quote #25075
May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
Quote #26926
And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Quote #25033
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and...
Quote #22383
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #20651
A new question has arisen in modern man’s mind, the question, namely, whether life...
Quote #21890
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
Quote #7602
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...