Quote #5480
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #5359
Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?
Quote #3312
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
Quote #83
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #14987
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
Quote #13474
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #26128
Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.
Quote #15666
I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by...
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.