Quote #13440
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Quote #15825
One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
Quote #7939
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #34918
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #4094
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.
Quote #7473
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
Quote #926
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...