Quote #1800
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #9389
Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #33349
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Quote #19230
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...