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I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the...
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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #3658
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #29899
I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side — I’ve noticed those...
Quote #22215
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #13178
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #21594
The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges...