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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
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Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
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A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of...
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Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
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By academic freedom I understand the right to search for truth and to publish...
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One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum...