Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #33328
Well, spring sprang. We’ve had our state of grace and our little gift of...
Quote #840
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #28322
If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #16202
As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
Quote #28831
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
Quote #7557
It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #30887
Just as courage imperils life, fear protects it.