Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28169 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Faith Whittlesey Quote #13241 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...
Max Frisch Quote #10557 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
N. P. Willis Quote #33056 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written...
Edward Irving Koch Quote #29300 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You...
P. J. O'Rourke Quote #19434 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
John Mortimer, The Observer (1999) Quote #7949 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done...
Confucious Quote #724 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you...
Ken Thompson Quote #902 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Maurice Wilkes Quote #18731 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it...