William Shakespeare Quote #7774 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Clay Aiken Quote #9919 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don?t really do New Year?s resolutions because I don?t think you should have...
Walter Lippmann Quote #15378 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake...
Bill Watterson Quote #12495 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
Dave Barry Quote #20539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Roald Dahl Quote #26926 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Henry Fielding Quote #2399 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes...
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03 Quote #10880 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...