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A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
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Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both
Quote #5329
The last Christian died on the cross.
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There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Quote #28895
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #4266
The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...