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This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A friend in power is a friend lost.
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I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
Quote #15359
Knowledge, like religion, must be “experienced” in order to be known.
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il faut laisser du temps au temps (you have to give time time –...
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Quote #19686
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.