Quote #3909
The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #15512
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by...
Quote #2407
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
Quote #19818
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Quote #16565
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.
Quote #18609
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #32570
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...