Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #709
We are the total of our longings.
Quote #31970
Rejoicing is clearly a spiritual command. To ignore it, I need to remind you,...
Quote #31360
When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
Quote #17199
Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in...
Quote #28919
We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #16499
Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else.